Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
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Shitter's full!
Or something like that.
"And don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils".....
i still have some homework to do, i have to feed the hog, i have some bills to pay...
and so on and so fourth.
Clark:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
ANNNNDDDD...
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?
"Snots, getcha self into the kitchen. Getcha somethin to eat"!
"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
"I don't know, Margo"
"Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things".
Can't see the line.
Merry Christmas!
"Tis the season to be Merry"
"That's my name"
"No Shit"
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Merry Christmas everyone!!! :)
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